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I invented a new style where you don’t wash your hair and you just put on the clothes that you wore the day before.

I’m calling it depressioncore.

Extracting DNA from e.coli when I’d rather be extracting DNA from guys.

maybe you should post nudes? it wont stop you from being depressed but the thirsty comments might make you feel better, if for a moment. I myself send the most nudes when I feel bad, mostly to get the omg you're so hot comments and what not.

Anonymous

Nudes are the solution to everything. How convenient.

Do something!

Anonymous

Being depressed is a thing

I need someone to come and dominate me into cleaning my own room. x_x

Science fact: If you were to phonetically read the entire sequence of the human genome out loud, people would probably think that you were choking.

oh my god a picture of my butt got 1000 notes this is it guys i’m going to disneyland

oh my god a picture of my butt got 1000 notes this is it guys i’m going to disneyland

Constantly feeling overwhelmed.

I need to increase my whelming capacity

Maybe you should set up a FAQ page ...

Anonymous

Unfortunately, all of them would be “Can you stick [object] in your butt?”

Apr 9

How tall are you?

Anonymous

I could have sworn I’ve answered that before…

I’m 5’11” (180 cm). Tall enough to be pretty tall in Japan, but short enough not to bump my head against doorways.

Apr 9
Apr 8

Do you consider yourself grown up?

Anonymous

Well, I don’t think I’m going to get any taller anytime soon…

But seriously, I think I have to a degree. I’m living completely independently, at the very least.

Apr 8

That anon made me wonder, what are the general stereotypes of gay japanese males? I'll be moving over there this summer and figure that might be useful to know haha... As a foreigner I guess I'll be shrouded in mystery, which is sexy ofc.

Well, the stereotypes of gays in popular culture fall into two categories: 

1. Cross-dressers

The term “okama” is sometimes used in Japanese to refer to gay men, cross-dressers, and trans women interchangeably (usually as a pejorative, but some have tried to reclaim the term). A lot of heterosexual Japanese people don’t make any distinction between these groups either.

2. Butch Leathermen

On the other side of the spectrum, gays are sometimes portrayed as being overly macho. For reference, see Hard Gay, a comedian who was popular a few years ago:

In my personal experience, most gay guys tend to be even more subdued and conservative in appearance than their heterosexual peers. If I had to make a guess, I would say that they’re trying not to draw too much attention to themselves.

Apr 8

Do they know you're gay?

Anonymous

Probably not.

The signifiers for gay and straight males are wildly different in Japan, and as a foreigner I’m already presumed to be weird and different.

Apr 8